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I really don't believe you want to find out anything interesting about me. You suspect that most of what people put in this list is lies and exaggerations and just read it to poke holes and feel better about yourself. It's okay, I do it myself. Although going by my own ratonale that might be a lie. However, I am scrupulously honest and have never told a lie in my life. That could be an exaggeration though and it is, you got me.

If I have actually made a 'blog' then my life has fallen flat on its arse. Having a blog where I continuously spout my vitriol, unsabstantiated claims of greatness and meandering nonsense will prove that I've finally succumbed to my deluded ego. Please, please, if I have started a blog, please disagree with me, even when I say that water is a liquid form of ice, just tell me I'm talking crap and need to rethink what I'm saying.

I couldn't find anything to put in my interests. List some things ... that can complete the phrase, "I like..."

I can't think of anything. I never say "I like" and then trail off. Let me think about it...

Maybe if I was talking to someone in a coffee shop and I said "I like ... is that a fucking dinosaur stamping on a car?"

Or I'm in a job interview so maybe "I like ... this isn't really going anywhere, I don't like you guys, you don't like me, I don't like the decor and the coffee smells funny. Seriously, what the fuck is up with the coffee? Funny story... I was in a coffee shop the other day and I was like "Is that a fucking dinosaur smashing up a van?" but it wasn't, I don't know what the hell I saw, I think it was some weird fog. Anyways, the coffee there was great, the coffee here is bad and I'm gone."

That could happen, even if it was a job interview and they want to know what I'm into I would lose it and walk out.

Maybe it's because I am boring. Or vacant. Both.

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